Bus passenger: Did I ever tell you about how Napoleon went to Mexico?
Bus driver: No.
Passenger: Well, he did, and I can prove it.
Driver: That would be hard to prove, since that was before anyone knew about America.
Passenger: Well, I can prove it, just like I proved that the sun revolves around the earth and not the earth around the sun.
Hopefully tomorrow we can cover more enlightening topics, like
Elvish Reactions to the Aztecs' Defeat at Waterloo;
Atlas's Weight-Training Regime; and
The Hollow Earth: Was it discovered by Leonardo da Vinci or Vasco da Gama?