Tuesday, February 12, 2008

nipping it in the bud

Last night I dreamed that people kept mailing me drugs to help me get over my crack addiction. I was worried in the dream about what I was going to do with all the drugs without getting my friends in trouble for mailing them to me.

Also, I couldn't figure out why everyone thought I used crack. Just because I've mentioned it a time or two on this blog does not mean that I'm a user. I'd just like to take this opportunity to state for the record that I do not use crack, I've never used crack, and I don't plan on taking up the habit in the future. So please, stop mailing me drugs, everyone. Thanks.

7 comments:

Chantalita said...

You crack me up. As your official dream analyzer, I looked "drugs" up on dreammoods.com here is what it said.

Drugs
To dream that you are in possession of or taking drugs, signifies your need for a "quick fix". You may be turning to a potentially harmful alternative as an instant escape from your problems. Ask yourself why you need the drugs. What do you hope the drugs will achieve for you?

With that said, I pledge to stop sending you drugs!!

Anonymous said...

Okay, if you say so. But what am I supposed to do with the stuff I haven't sent you yet?

Anonymous said...

Remember that movie "Reefer Madness" that I rented and showed at home? Neither do I.

Cindy said...

Dad, if you did rent the movie "Reefer Madness," it was after I left home.

Cindy said...

So apparently my dream means that I think other people think I need a quick fix, but I really don't? That's confusing.

Cindy said...

Rosie,

I'm sure there are plenty of real crack addicts out there who would appreciate your help. Perhaps you could advertise on campus.

Anonymous said...

Just joking. I don't know how many of your traumas are my fault, but I think this particular dream of yours is not because of anything I did.