Last night I dreamed that people kept mailing me drugs to help me get over my crack addiction. I was worried in the dream about what I was going to do with all the drugs without getting my friends in trouble for mailing them to me.
Also, I couldn't figure out why everyone thought I used crack. Just because I've mentioned it a time or two on this blog does not mean that I'm a user. I'd just like to take this opportunity to state for the record that I do not use crack, I've never used crack, and I don't plan on taking up the habit in the future. So please, stop mailing me drugs, everyone. Thanks.
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You crack me up. As your official dream analyzer, I looked "drugs" up on dreammoods.com here is what it said.
Drugs
To dream that you are in possession of or taking drugs, signifies your need for a "quick fix". You may be turning to a potentially harmful alternative as an instant escape from your problems. Ask yourself why you need the drugs. What do you hope the drugs will achieve for you?
With that said, I pledge to stop sending you drugs!!
Okay, if you say so. But what am I supposed to do with the stuff I haven't sent you yet?
Remember that movie "Reefer Madness" that I rented and showed at home? Neither do I.
Dad, if you did rent the movie "Reefer Madness," it was after I left home.
So apparently my dream means that I think other people think I need a quick fix, but I really don't? That's confusing.
Rosie,
I'm sure there are plenty of real crack addicts out there who would appreciate your help. Perhaps you could advertise on campus.
Just joking. I don't know how many of your traumas are my fault, but I think this particular dream of yours is not because of anything I did.
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