Old person (pointing to some men taking a lunch break on the lawn near their work equipment): Look at those Mexicans sitting around instead of raking leaves. Don't that beat all? Of course, they like doing it.
Old person: Blah, blah, blah . . . Mexicans . . . blah blah blah. So, are you ever going to get married?
Me: Um, well, I would have to be dating someone first.
Old person: I guess that's true. But don't wait too long to start a family, or you'll have retarded kids.
I guess I know what I'll be getting as a wedding present -- this very special book.