Dear Roommates,
The AC is fine --
Opening the back door too.
Don't do both at once.
Love, Cindy
Dear Gateway,
Your computers stink.
Crashing hard drives, cracked hinges --
Why does nothing work?
Love, Cindy
Dear Upstairs Neighbor,
I want to sleep now,
So stop stomping and jumping.
Silence is golden.
Love, Cindy
5 comments:
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That was my favorite part of seventh-grade English. In fact, it was about the only part I liked.
I had noisy neighbours for six months. One night, at around midnight, after trying to sleep for two hours, I stomped on the floor (their ceiling) and shook their apartment. They tried to start a fight, but were scared by Matt's size (ha ha). Now I have quiet neighbours. This might not work for you, though, since ours live downstairs. Maybe poke the ceiling with a broom. Or just talk to them.
I completely agree with you on the AC and the door. There are a number of people around these parts that tell me that it is a sign of just how rigid and uptight I am. Fortunately, I now have evidence that I am right and they are crazy. Thank you.
Yep, you can just tell them that Cindy agrees with you, and that's sure to win any argument.
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